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Fifteen
My
proposition met with more enthusiasm than I expected, and we are making a day
of it. First stop is Sunday brunch at Buck’s Diner in Woodside, home to horsy
types, Neil Young, and an arts colony founded by the inventor of the birth
control pill. Buck’s is one of those places with enormous knick-knacks fixed to
the wall, which would seem a terrible cliché were it not for the fact that they
started doing this 40 years ago. I slide into our booth, nearly ramming my head
into… well, a ram, a Bighorn. Allison sits next to a freeze-dried cobra and
asks all the questions I have learned to expect from opera virgins.
“So
it’s in Italian, right?”
“Si.”
“So
how the hell do I know what’s going on?”
“Supertitles. They flash the
translations on a screen above the stage.”
“Cool beans!”
“Huh?”
“Sorry. I have no idea where
I got that. So are we talkin’ a bunch of fat chicks in Viking helmets?”
“No Vikings. Also, there’s a
new wave of singers who work out, both for physical stamina and to look more
like their characters.”
The waiter comes around. I
get the eggs Benedict; Allison gets the pork chops and eggs (she’s one of those
high-metabolism types).
“Any action? Or do they just
stand around and sing?”
“You ask good questions,
young lady.”
“Thank you.”
“I saw a Trovatore last week with some ripping
swordfights. There’s a production of Tosca
right now where the villain receives a simulated blowjob. Quite the scandal. Generally speaking, the action got more and more
realistic as the 20th century progressed. Especially with Puccini,
who was very intense about matters of theatricality. He used to drive his
librettists crazy.”
“Librettists?”
“The guy who writes the
words. Sort of a playwright. But there are
some limitations on acting. You can’t go singing a top note right into
someone’s face, so a lot of the love scenes are side-by-side. Regardless, you
can only achieve so much through gesture and expression. Most of the story still comes through the music.”
She sips at her coffee, and
seems to be hesitant about her next question.
“I’m… I’m not going to be
bored, am I?”
“I’m guessing not, and
here’s why: the Trittico is composed
of three one-act operas. If you don’t like one, the next one is completely
different. Il Tabarro, ‘The Cloak,’
is about a frustrated wife who cheats on her husband, quite a potboiler. Suor Angelica, ‘Sister Angelica,’ is
about a woman who has an illegitimate son and is sent off to the convent – more
of a straightforward drama. And Gianni
Schicchi is a farce about an Italian family that tries to change their
uncle’s will after he dies and leaves everything to a monastery.”
“What’s a ‘Gianni
Schicchi’?”
“That’s the title character.
He’s a lawyer.”
Allison shifts her dark
irises from side to side, a maneuver that used to drive me crazy. “Lots of sex
and illicit behavior.”
“Oh, opera is all about sex. Even when it isn’t.”
“I’ll trust you on that.”
I give Bill a wave and guide
Allison into the press room. Like Maddie, she’s one of those women who
understands the old-school choreography, walking ahead and to my right, my hand
at her back. It’s a pleasure to be seen with a beautiful woman; I can feel the
room perk up as we enter. Delores greets me with the usual affability, but her
eyes carry question marks. Clearly, she doesn’t want her little celebrity
romance to die out.
“Allison, this is Delores,
queen of the PR department. It is rumored that Allison and I used to be married.”
“Ah,” says Delores.
Allison gives her the
supermodel smile. “Thanks for the free show.”
“Allison’s a virgin,” I
report. “Opera-wise.”
Delores deals my ticket
envelope from the bottom of her stack. “Another potential convert.”
“I predict great things,” I
say.
“Especially with the
Trittico,” Delores agrees.
We venture downstairs for
his-and-her bathroom breaks. I’m dawdling next to Tebaldi’s portrait when I see
Allison approaching. She wears black pants with white curlicued stripes down
either side, and a black bustier beneath a see-through blouse with sleeves that
tie up at her wrists. I am forever baffled at the fine specimens of womanhood
who have fallen into my web. We wander upstairs, find our seats and turn off
our cell phones, then join the applause for the unseen conductor, who pops his
head over the pit railing.
Maddalena is attempting
something somewhat insane. Puccini’s Trittico
is rarely performed intact; rarer still is the soprano who sings all three
roles at a sitting. My Internet search revealed Renata Scotto, 20 years ago,
Barbara Divis, three years ago, and a planned attempt by Patricia Racette at
The Met. Reason being, the three one-acts demand three different voices: an
edgy dramatic for Tabarro, a standard
Puccinian lyric for Angelica, and a
light Rossinian lyric for Schicchi.
The cruelest joke is putting Tabarro
first, which is like expecting a pitcher to heave 98-mph fastballs without
warming up. (And yes, there is a
baseball analogy for everything.)
Maddie enters the foreboding
Paris dockside in a tight flowered dress that offers up her breasts like puff
pastries. She plays the bargeman’s wife with pure desperation, applying a tone
that’s almost ragged, canine. When hubby introduces the subject of their
fallout (“Why don’t you love me anymore?”), he refers to their dead child, and
the empty cradle. I have utterly forgotten this detail; I steal a glance at
Allison to find her attentive but unaffected. I shouldn’t be surprised. A few
minutes later, the husband unfolds his cloak to reveal the body of her lover.
Maddie screams and falls to her knees before her slain tenor, the curtain
drops, and the audience expresses a bloodthirsty approval. With the sudden
violence of its ending, it seems that Puccini was determined to out-verismo Pagliacci and Cavalleria Rusticana.
Allison sips pink lemonade
in the press room. “Hitchcock does opera. Who knew?”
(Delores, eavesdropping,
cracks up.)
I have seen Tabarro and Schicchi before, both of them paired with Pagliacci. Angelica is a
vague entity. Maddalena has gone quickly from trampy Giorgetta to well-scrubbed
nun, working in a ‘50s-era children’s hospital equipped with green-tiled walls
and fluorescent lights. It’s comforting to hear her back in her lyric element.
The opera’s spare orchestration and all-female cast give it a shimmering charm
reminiscent of Bohème’s first act.
But Maddalena has added something new and remarkable. In her first brief solo –
a meditation on the wishes of the dead – she makes a sudden diminuendo,
disappearing the sound to a tone like a single thread of silk. But she
maintains it, builds it back so smoothly it’s almost an illusion, and proceeds
far beyond the point where the average singer would steal a breath. The effect
on the listener is a double-barrel of desperation: a leaning forward to hang on
to that bare pianissimo, and then a breathless waiting as our pearl-diver
soprano keeps singing and singing.
It’s a brilliant foreshadow,
and a brutally theatrical setup. Suddenly we have the Princess, a contralto
with a quirky, harsh presence who confirms the sisterly gossip: Angelica is a
noblewoman, sent to the convent after delivering an illegitimate son. After
seven years of no contact with her family, the Princess, her aunt, has arrived
to ask her to sign away her inheritance. Angelica’s sister is to be married to
a man who “can overlook the shame you have brought upon the family.”
For this last comment,
Angelica calls her aunt “relentless,” but seems amenable to signing the papers.
She vows that she will never forget her beloved child, whereupon the Princess
informs her that the child has died of a fever. Maddie collapses into sobs – I
can feel it like a punch to the gut.
She signs the papers, the
Princess departs, and we hear the opening organ chords of “Senza mamma bimbo tu
sei morto” (“Without your mother, child, you died”). For me, this is a sweet
agony, since I know and love this piece but have never heard it in context. The
structure is lovely and meandering; just when you expect the first section to
continue its passionate flight into something like Tosca’s “Vissi d’arte” or
Butterfly’s “Un bel di,” it settles into a reflective calm spangled by
pizzicatos. Maddie begins one of those down-to-nothing diminuendos again and I
am crying like a forlorn child, hypnotized by a soprano who is, like her
character, in danger of disappearing. The haunting swells of the strings, the
chant-like repetitions of the final vocal line – the high A that appears
unaccompanied, sounding off-key until the harp flies in like an angel to catch
it. The cutoff leaves one of those electric slices of silence, smashed apart by
an applause peppered with bravas. Minutes later, Angelica drinks a poisonous
brew mixed from her own herb garden, falls to the ground in agony and reaches
toward a child who has appeared at the window, thinking she is seeing her dead
son.
I wander into the lobby like
a zombie, forgetting all about Allison until she’s standing before me, dabbing
at my cheeks with a Kleenex.
“For God’s sake, honey,
you’re leaking like my bathroom sink. Don’t you know to wipe your tears?”
I laugh, despite myself.
“When a pitcher hits you with a beanball, you’re not supposed to rub the spot.”
“You’ve got a baseball
analogy for everything.”
“I do.”
I search her face for any
sign of tears, or anguish, or concern. Nothing. An opera house virtually filled
up with dead babies, and nothing.
“Well. Never fear. We are
due for some comic relief.”
Actually, Gianni Schicchi isn’t much relief at
all. All that laughing has us worn out. It’s time for sustenance in Sausalito.
At the bottleneck leading onto the Golden Gate Bridge, I switch on the tape
player. I’m still curious about Maddie’s interpretation of “Senza mamma,” and I
want to see how Kiri te Kanawa handled it. The organ sets the path, and Kiri
begins the first lines. Allison, who has been strangely silent since we got
into the car, taps her nails on the armrest. As we approach the first tower, I
steal an upward glance – I am a bit in love with those art deco silhouettes.
Kiri’s reading is much more straightforward; Maddie must have finagled a lot of
liberty from her conductor to accommodate those diminuendos. Allison is rubbing
her temples, her eyes squeezed shut, and squirming in her seat. Kiri takes the
third section up to that gorgeous top note.
“Stop! Stop it!”
“What? Stop what?”
“The music! Stop!” She
flails at the stereo.
A car brakes in front of me
and I screech the tires. “What the fuck are you doing?”
She punches me in the
shoulder. “Pull over!”
“We’re on a bridge, for
Christ’s sake! Cut it out! I’m trying to drive!”
She curls against the door,
like she’s considering jumping out. I hit the power switch on the stereo and
finally we make the vista point at the end of the bridge. I pull into a
handicapped spot. Allison bursts through the door before we’ve entirely
stopped, trips and falls to a knee, then scrambles up and runs to a wall near
the quarter telescopes. When I catch up, she’s pacing back and forth, cussing
and muttering, hands held to her eyes like blinders. I come behind her and put
a hand on her shoulder. She spins and slaps me so hard I fall backward,
skinning my elbow. I’m sitting there rubbing my jaw when she dives on me,
throwing punches and kicks and fingernails. I start grabbing – a hand here, a
leg there. When I complete the collection I wrap her up. She squirms against me
like a frightened wildcat. A minute later, the energy seeps away and she begins
to tremble.
“You killed them all!” she
wails. “You killed them all.”
In my fetal posture, I can
see through a gap in the stone wall. It’s the City, lit up in an orange sunset,
the TransAmerica Pyramid, the Embarcadero, Coit Tower. All in all, a hell of a
nice place to conduct a shit-fit.
An hour later, we’re seated
on a waterside terrace in Sausalito, the City lit up across the Bay like half a
horizontal Christmas tree. We order expensive meals – lobster for me, swordfish
for Allison – and receive our cocktails. She has spoken perhaps a dozen words
since the event.
“So I hate to be pushy, but
are you going to tell me what that was?”
Were it anybody else, I’d
say that the look Allison gives me is one of fear.
“My God. Did that happen?”
I give my jaw a rub. “I
think so.”
“It was… it was that tape.
What was that?”
“That was the aria from Suor Angelica. Right after she found out
about her son.”
Allison stares into her
margarita. “God. That poor woman. It was like… She could handle being shunned
and sent to the convent, and separated from her family, as long as she could
picture her son, out there in the world, being a boy. Then that…Princess shows
up, takes her money, and kills her son, right there in front of her. Because
for her, that kid that she pictured in her mind died right there, as if the old
bag had pulled out a knife and cut his throat.”
“Wait a minute. When you
were on the ground, you were yelling something. You said that I ‘killed them
all.’”
“Oh, Mickey. I didn’t…”
“Allison. We have to talk
about the Seven.”
She shakes her head and
holds up a hand. “No, no. Please.”
“For me, they died one at a
time. I grieved each one. But for you, they didn’t die until I told you I
wanted to stop trying. Then they all died at once. As if I killed them, right
in front of you.”
She turns to stare at the
City, and I know that I have hit the nail on the head. She sings it back to me.
“You killed them all.”
It takes dinner, and two
slices of marionberry pie, and two glasses of dessert wine, but eventually we
return to our vicious repartee.
“How does a lowly
trench-digger afford a meal like this? Have you been doing some horny housewife
on the side?”
“In my dreams! But just
think about all that money you’re always shelling out on that house of yours.”
“Ha! Did I mention my
thousand-dollar bathroom leak?”
“Precisely. We’ve had a busy
month, taking money from rich bitches like yourself. But it’s nice, once in a
while, to give just a little bit back.”
Allison is staring at her
food. “Thanks for not slapping me.”
“You got one hell of a right
cross.”
“Sorry.”
“Was that an… apology?”
“Yes.”
“Accepted. And I’m sorry for
accusing you of texting illicit photos.”
“And I’m sorry that bitch
thought of it before I did.”
“Which bitch?”
“Booty-call bitch. Kristy?
Karly?”
“Katie. How did you know?”
“She had all the motives:
anger, desperation – and a bridge just waiting to be burned. And the combination to your gate. I was saving you for future fucking.
Besides, I had my shot. I tried to
kill you. You offed my kids, just like the Princess. I stole all your money,
just like Gianni Schicchi. But you wouldn’t stay buried, damn you. You decided
to go and reincarnate yourself. To which I say, Fuck you, pal.”
I take a sip from my wine
and let the little sugar cells meander all over my mouth.
“The way I look at it, if it
weren’t for you, you despicable slut…”
“Oh beat me, big boy.”
“…I never would have
discovered opera.”
She gives me the killer
smile. “You’re welcome.”
“You are what my big sister would call a ‘fate hinge.’”
“I’m sure she calls me lots
of things.”
“Oh yeah.”
She surprises me by sidling
up and sticking her tongue into my mouth.
“Let’s finish the Trittico.
Let’s go to your cabin, commit large quantities of adultery, and wait for my
husband to kill you and hide your body in his tabarro."
“Sorry. Can’t.”
She sits back and folds her
arms. “What’s the diff? She wrote you off, right?”
“Yes. Madam Maddalena does
not offer second chances.”
“So?”
“I can’t.”
Allison grows the blinding
smile in the same slow fashion that Maddie reverses her diminuendos.
“Mickey’s in love.”
“Maybe.”
She taps a finger against
the side of her glass.
“I can’t say that I blame
you.”
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